Facebook Rebrands to Prepare Us for Dystopian Future, Woman Discovers Privacy is Dead, and the Mac Is Back

I’m about to have a busy two days. Today, I’m traveling to a college to give a talk and do a reading from one of my projects. Tomorrow, I’ll be getting my makeup done for my second guest featurette for a promo video. But, before I do that, I’m in the saddle with Mark Starling, Seth, John, and the First News 570 crew. This week’s top tech stories: an Alexa user discovers how much data Amazon has collected on them, Facebook prepares us for a dystopian future, and the Fruit Company announces a new round of MacBook Pros. You can listen to Mark and I point and laugh while talking about the wild and crazy technology world every Thursday morning, LIVE at 6:43am Eastern by tuning into WWNC on the iHeartRadio app.

The Mac Is Back Baby!

ALEXA USERS DISCOVERS JUST HOW MUCH AMAZON KEEPS

TikTok wunderkind, @my.data.not.yours, (ironic that she goes in a data analytics gulping site to gripe about this) went on the platform to complain about just how much information Amazon is collecting on her; especially through the Alexa devices. @my.data put in a request to Amazon to review the data they’ve collected on her. It was a data scientists’ treasure trove. Amazon had collected her phone contacts, Alexa skills, certain messages, thousands of her voice recordings, and the locations she used Amazon products. She was astonished (I’m not) at the volume of information Amazon collected on her. She’s since gone viral and her TikTok has received 2.6 million views. If you’re curious to find out how much Amazon has on you, you can request it by clicking here.

FACEBOOK IS CONSIDERING NAME CHANGE I HAVE A SUGGESTION

S.K.Y.N.E.T. Or, maybe that’s El Goog. Next week, Facebook is expected to unveil a name change at its annual Connect conference. The name change is coming because Mark Zuckerberg wants Facebook to be known for more than social media and all of the negativity that’s come with it. Mark Zuckerberg’s focus now is on the metaverse the all encompassing everything that comes with connectivity, virtual reality, and and reality. If you’re wondering, the word metaverse was invented by SciFi author Neal Stephenson to describe a virtual world people escape to in order to remove themselves from their crappy, dystopian real life. No thanks, but it appears that’s where we are headed.

THE MAC(BOOK PRO) IS BACK BABY!

Key on the word pro. Apple, the Trillion Dollar Fruit Company, announced a new wave of MacBook Pro devices that are finally aimed at professional users. The new MacBook Pros will feature its latest M1 silicon and the specs on these things are mind-bogglingly powerful. There are 3 primary models with each M1 having 10 CPU cores. It’s where the GPU cores get sick. Apple is shipping models with 16- and 32-core GPUs. Fully tricked out, an Apple MacBook Pro can ship with a 32-core GPU, 64GB of RAM, and 8TB of storage. It’s been a long time since I’ve been excited about computer specs, and this much power in a laptop is kind of ridiculous. The reason I say, Pro, is back is because after 2016 Apple stopped shipping its Pro models with a myriad of ports and connectors thinking power users would only need wireless accessories. That was a bone head mistake. Even when I DJ, I’m using connected high speed storage. You can order today, and expect to receive your machine by Black Friday. I’m still using my MacBook Pro which I’ve used for AI training from 2015 with all of these ports. I finally feel compelled to upgrade. Oh, and they ditched the digital touchpad at the top of the screen. I still say this, however, I think a digital screen/touchpad combination in place of the trackpad could you a useful innovation! You heard it here, first!

US Takes BitCoin Mining Lead, Shatner Boldly Goes, Twitter Embeds Ads in Tweets

Whoa! It’s been a week. I made it back home alive after Mark’s visit to DC. It’s another Thursday, and I’m back in the saddle with Mark Starling, Seth, John, and the First News 570 crew. This week’s top tech stories: US takes BitCoin mining lead after Chinese ban, William Shatner blasts off and boldly goes where others have gone before, and Twitter embeds ads in tweet replies. You can listen to Mark and I point and laugh while talking about the wild and crazy technology world every Thursday morning, LIVE at 6:43am Eastern.

To Boldly Go Where a Few Men and Women Have Gone Before

US TAKES LEAD AS CHINA BANS ALL BITCOIN TRANSACTIONS

China might be besting us in AI and chip development right now, but the US has taken the lead in BitCoin mining. In June, the Chinese government instructed banks to no longer process BitCoin transactions. Chinese mining fell from 3/4 of the world mining compute to effectively zero now that the ban has taken effect. This has led to Chinese BitCoin miners moving to Texas. The Chinese ban has caused a ripple effect. BTC is now trading below $30,000 per coin way down from its last year high of $65k. The new leaders in mining are the US, Kazakstan, and Russia. I’m not sure that’s the company we want to keep, but the Chinese rejection of BTC reflects attitudes of many non-speculators around the world. The Chinese declaring all BitCoin transactions illegal is probably a precursor to their promotion of the e-Yuan as a new digital currency. The ban has also encouraged some outrageous behavior, the CEO of Chinese mining company Poolin hopped on a flight to Texas and exclaimed, “we decided to move out once and for all. We’ll never come back again.”

SCRUFFY NERF HERDER OLDEST MAN IN SPACE

Yesterday, William Shatner, the man better known as James Tiberius Kirk, became the oldest person to travel in space. He blasted off in a Blue Origin craft for an 11-minute trip with four other passengers. Kirk’s capsule traveled passed the Karman Line the internationally recognized boundary for crossing into space. Richard Branson’s space plane, Bezos’ Blue Origin, and Elon Musk’s Inspiration4 missions are ushering in the beginnings of commercial space travel and I’m here for it. Congratulations, Scruffy Nerfherder!

TWITTER IS EMBEDDING ADS IN TWEET REPLIES

In a new money grab for eyeballs, Twitter is experimenting with a new way to position advertising. Twitter will be embedding ads in tweet responses after the 2nd, 3rd, or 8th responses. I know y’all know how I feel about these free services. I’m already annoyed by them, but hey, what are you going to do. Twitter is already an agitating application, what’s to stop them now. The new ad placement will be featured to a test community on iOS and Android users.

Facebook Down, Facebook Down

Whoa! It’s been a week. I made it back home alive after Mark’s visit to DC. It’s another Thursday, and I’m back in the saddle with Mark Starling, Seth, John, and the First News 570 crew. This week’s top tech stories: Facebook was down for the count, small businesses lose out, and Windows 11 launches with new Start button. You can listen to Mark and I point and laugh while talking about the wild and crazy technology world every Thursday morning, LIVE at 6:43am Eastern.

No, I Have not Watched Squid Games

FACEBOOK WENT DOWN FOR HOURS: MEMES WIN

On Monday, the Big Blue App family went down for almost six hours. For an app where people check the screen several times an hour, it was an eternity. Facebook, Instagram, and WhatsApp were also down because all network paths travel to Facebook. The culprit? Somewhere in the bowels of Internetwork configurations, the Internet routing that points web browsers to Facebook.com were removed or misconfigured. Facebook issued a statement, “configuration changes on the backbone routers,” caused the outage. Computer networks need routers to point non-rememberable Internet addresses to Facebook.com. When these settings got messed up, your Facebook service did too. The conspiracy theorists believe the outage was prompted by Facebook whistle blower, Frances Haugen’s interview on 60 minutes. She was the person who left Facebook and delivered copies of internal memos to the Wall Street Journal. Honestly, this outage was caused by something stupid. Someone fat fingered something or uploaded the wrong configuration file. It happens ALL THE TIME.

FACEBOOK COST SMALL BUSINESSES REAL MONEY

It was estimated that Facebook lost about $100 million during Monday’s outage. The outage also removed $6 billion of Mark Zuckerberg’s personal fortune and $40 billion of the company’s market value. Today, many small businesses are using Facebook and Instagram as the sole source of their lead generation and sales. Many entrepreneurs were making hundreds and thousands of dollars per day on these social platforms. The outage made small business owners realize multiple sales channels are still a reality and relying on one company’s infrastructure isn’t the best practice.

WINDOWS 11 LAUNCHES WITH UPGRADED EXPERIENCE

Microsoft’s Windows 11 operating system launched on Tuesday. The latest operating system has a number of upgrades and changes with some changes making a comeback from Windows Vista. Windows has adopted rounded corners for icons and windows which users have become familiar with from phones and tablets. Widgets have made a comeback and are available via a retractable sidebar. And, the Start button has now been placed in the center of the screen. One new feature may keep users from upgrading. Microsoft has imposed a minimum requirement that a user’s PC must have a new TPM, Trusted Platform Module, security chip for the Windows 11 upgrade. If your computer doesn’t have it, you’ll have to buy a new PC. The TPM is a cryptographic chip used by security programs.

Alexa Powered Astro Makes Debut, Influencers Give Industries the Middle Finger, Instagram for Kids Paused

I’m ready for a wild night! Mark Starling is in the his-ouse and I wished work wasn’t bogging me down. I spent the last two days at the AWS Public Sector Summit and today I’m on the roof with Mark Starling, Seth, John, and the First News 570 crew. This week’s top tech stories: Amazon asks you to apply to buy its latest product, Instagram for Kids is paused by Facebook, and brand influencers cuss out the industries they flaunt. You can listen to Mark and I point and laugh while talking about the wild and crazy technology world every Thursday morning, LIVE at 6:43am Eastern.

That’s the Same Expression My Wife Gives Me

NEW ASTRO MAY HAVE DEATH WISH CLAIMS DEVELOPERS

Not the mini-van. For the past two days, yours truly was one of the denizens of the AWS faithful and attended the AWS Public Sector Summit in Washington, DC. I haaaddd a ball, but it was work. Yesterday, while I was getting my last hobnob in with AWS executives, the company with the Smile on the Box announced Astro. A $999 robot you have to apply to buy. Astro is a household robot for home monitoring. It’s an Alexa powered, motorized little gadget with cameras, speakers, and a microphone for you to keep an eye on your stuff. It has a detachable cupholder that can also be used for bringing you drinks, snacks, and other miscellaneous items. Despite being an Alexa powered monitoring device, Astro is built for data privacy according to Amazon and can have its cameras, microphones and other sensors turned off. I think Astro is adorable. Amazon’s developers on the other hand disagree with Amazon having to come to Astro’s defense even before its released. Amazon engineers have said Astro is actually terrible, and has been known to roll itself down the stairs ending its digital life. Furthermore, leaks as reported by Vice has said Astro’s parts are prone to breaking. Look, I think this is great. My parents bought my sister and I remote controlled robot with a serving tray and microphone. I loved the thing! I hope Astro thrives. Astro is available by invite only. You know what I’ve done. I bow down to our robot overlords.

Robie…I Miss You
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NFT Kingpin Is Snoop Dogg, Killer Robot Assassinates Iranian Nuclear Physicist, Air Conditioning Obsoleted By Cooling Paint

Another wild week! Last night, I had heart palpitations thanks to some nonsense. Another busy week this past week. I’m on with Mark Starling, Seth, John, and the First News 570 crew. This week’s top tech stories: Iranian nuclear scientist assassinated by robot, new white paint cools buildings, and Cozomo de’ Medici doxxes himself. You can listen to Mark and I point and laugh while talking about the wild and crazy technology world every Thursday morning, LIVE at 6:43am Eastern.

A Photo of Iranian Scientist, Mohsen Fakhrizadeh

IRANIAN NUCLEAR PHYSICIST KILLED BY AI ROBOT

It seems like more news is imitating movies. In a really wild story, an independent outlet has reported on the assassination of Iranian nuclear physicist, Mohsen Fakhrizadeh. Fakhrizadeh was a member of the Iranian Revolutionary Guard and one of the chief scientists of Iran’s nuclear program. Fakhrizadeh proved to be an elusive target for Israeli’s Mossad Special Services branch and ultimately resolved to assassinate the Iranian scientist before Joe Biden took office. From interviews with witnesses and reports from official and unofficial sources, it appears that Fakhizadeh was assassinated by a trained sniper, operating an AI-guided robot that was firing a machine gun from the back of a pickup. The sniper was operating the robot countries away, and the AI compensated for distance wind and more by killing Fakhrizadeh while he was driving with his wife. His wife survived the attack with no injuries although she was sitting inches away from him in the car. Things like this elevate the type of warfare and arms countries can deploy. Multiple outlets are confirming the story. It is worth the read.

PURDUE UNIVERSITY CREATES THE WORLD’S WHITEST PAINT

When it comes to technology, most of think about 1s and 0s or bowing down to our robot overloads. This week, Purdue University announced a groundbreaking innovation for paint. Purdue scientists have invented the world’s whitest paint. On the ahem, surface, that doesn’t sound important, but most buildings need to be air conditioned because of all of the solar radiation absorbed by the building. This new, super white paint reflects…98.1% of solar radiation. This means…the surface below the paint is cooled below the surrounding temperature WITHOUT consuming power. Covering an area of 1,000 square feet with this paint results in a cooling power of 10 kilowatts! Yes, you read that right and if you’re keeping up, you could paint the building with this stuff and not need to run air conditioning. Go science!

THE DO-DOUBLE-G IS REALLY COZOMO de’ MEDICI

We’re rounding out this week’s stories with one about Snoop Dogg. The rapper, face of 10,000 Crimes Cali Red, friend of Martha Stewart, marketer of INDOGGO, and pourer of gin and juice revealed he’s the NFT kingpin COZOMO de’ Medici. Cozomo arrived on the scene in August and reveled in collecting rare CryptoPunk NFTs and others worth $17 million. Snoop, uh, Cozomo has been dealing in NFTs for a while in Internet time. He released a track called NFT minted as an NFT in the spring, released his own Snoop Dogge coins, and collaborated with the Nyan Cat meme’s artist to create Nyan Dogg. For those in the audience NFTs are non-fungible tokens. A blockchain technology that provides a seal of authenticity for digital products.

Meanwhile, after debuting BitCoin as legal tender, many El Salvadorians are now protesting the crypto currency. Especially since BitCoin has just taken a HUGE hit in the last several days. It doesn’t help when the president is calling himself, dictator. Man, we just reported about this.